clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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phon3y:

I laughed so hard I woke up my dad.

(Source: unlucky-artist)

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littlemammal:

at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like “is your last name Duck?” and he got really nervous and he was like “oh nobodys ever uhh noticed before…. i signed it as donald duck i always sign as donald duck im sorry”

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clubbedsoda:

oh yeah baby ignore me harder

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ruinedchildhood:

teacher: wheres your homework?

me: image

teacher: excuse me???

me: image

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